The Eton Fives Association


    "A Song of Fives"

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    Music by J Barnby




    Sheet 1.

    Sheet 2.

    Words by a C Ainger

    Verse 1
    Smooth and square and dry the wall;
    White, elastic, round, the ball;
    Two on that side, two on this;
    Two hands each to hit or miss-
    .....Two hands each to hit or miss,
    What more need we to possess,
    Two good hours of happiness?
    .....What more need, &c.

    Verse 4
    From the moment you begin;
    Do your level best to win;
    Cheer your partner; wipe your shoes;
    Keep your temper, win or lose-
    .....Keep your temper, win or lose.
    If you miss it, don't be vexed;
    Badly this time-better next!
    .....If you miss it, &c.

    Verse 7
    So let Fives its lessons teach;
    Hit all balls within your reach;
    If you fail for want of pluck,
    Don't abuse your rival's luck-
    .....Don't abuse your rival's luck!
    Everyone can win who tries,
    For the struggle is the prize.
    .....Everyone can win, &c.
    Verse 2
    Send the service slow and high;
    Hold your tongue and mind your eye;
    Turn and twist, and duck and dance;
    Volley, when you see your chance-;
    .....Volley, when you see your chance
    Hit them hard, and hit them low;
    Thus your score will upwards go!
    .....Hit them hard, &c.

    Verse 5
    Oft you'll think, in after lives;
    What is life?-a game at Fives;
    Partners to their partners true;
    Courteous to their rivals, too-
    .....Courteous to their rivals, too.
    Here and there alike the aim
    In the end to win the game!
    .....Here and there, &c.
    Verse 3
    Aces after aces get;
    Shun the unprogressive let;
    Slowly, surely onward crawl;
    Set the game at 'fourteen all'-;
    .....Set the game at 'fourteen all'!
    Blackguards gain not honour, but
    Honour gain by 'blackguard cut'!
    .....Blackguards gain, &c.

    Verse 6
    Oft in life you'll meet with knocks
    'Gainst a harder pepper-box;
    Fingers scraped and fingers bruised;
    Ball and player roughly used-
    .....Ball and player roughly used.
    Till 'cut down,' or slow or fast,
    Into 'dead man's hole' at last!
    .....Till 'cut down,' &c.

    Constructed by Mike Fenn
    5th May 2001
    efa@etonfives.co.uk


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